Aug 19th 2008 11:30AM by Will Brinson (author feed)
Filed under: Cowboys, NFL Rumors

Jessica Simpson is not universally regarded as “smart”. Maybe she is, maybe she’s not. It doesn’t matter because public perception has already been determined. Oh, and she’s rich and attractive, so, yeah, I’ll stop now before I make it sound like intelligence in women doesn’t matter.

Anywho, the point being, she’s such a fabulous reader of words and stuff that it appears she may have, according to many, many reliable sources (via SbB) misread a pregnancy test. Normally not a huge deal. Unless you go running to your boyfriend’s parents to tell them. Ruh-roh.
“There was a huge fight on July 18 at the Romo home. Jessica and Tony thought she was pregnant and happily announced it to the family,” a source told the .

“The news resulted in dead silence. Then Tony’s dad Ramiro said, ‘You’re not married. This is crazy!’ Tony’s mom Joan joined in, demanding, ‘How can you do this to us?’”
Well, no kidding. He’s already rich and famous and set for life. If this happened at house, my dad and I would exchange high fives followed by my mom fist-clenching and saying just under her breath “Grandkids!”

Not really. I wouldn’t actually expect that. And I have no idea what Tony and Jess were expecting either; sprinting home to drop the news of a wedlock-ridden celebrity kid isn’t usually the greatest move you can make. Next time I would recommend something a little more calm and practical. Like taking another pregnancy test.