Oct 9th 2008 10:11AM by Shane Bacon (author feed)
Filed under: Cowboys, NFC EastOne of the few television monologues I go back to time and time again is the skit with Seth Meyers and Amy Poehler following the Michael Vick drug indictment (the drugs before the dogs one). Basically, Meyers and Poehler put together a back and forth type conversation on “Weekend Update” that put together a series of questions a reasonable person would ask Vick about bringing marijuana on a plane in a water bottle from a city, Miami, that is known for the importation of drugs, and follow it up with a, ?

It was the perfect way to explain just how stupid Vick really was. He brought weed (an illegal substance) on an airplane in a water bottle (illegal after security) from the Miami Airport (drugs come out of Miami, or so I hear).

So, now we hear that Pacman Jones got in a fight with some bodyguard at a hotel Wednesday morning and it has raised some of the similar questions the SNL crew did.

Pacman Jones, don’t you realize that the commissioner of the NFL, or “dude you don’t want to piss off” to put it in Layman’s Terms, said you can’t do a single thing wrong anymore or you’re history from the league? Don’t you think getting in a fight with a bodyguard that your own team assigned to you is a little counterproductive? I mean, I have never had a bodyguard even though I did once have a feisty Jack Russel Terrier, but basically the bodyguard is there to guard your body. You aren’t supposed to get the guy upset at you, and you really don’t want try and punch him. He’s a big guy. Most are big guys.Continue Reading