Suck It Up, Ray Lewis -- Stick with the Ravens

So the Cowboys and Jets don't want him. Deal with it. If he doesn't head back to the Ravens, he'll end up being this year's Brett Favre. Then again, Ray Lewis is really, really mean. Forget we said anything, man. Do whatever you want.

In Bill We Trust

Pats fans and all humanity are still foaming at the mouth over the Vrabel-Cassel trade. Have some faith, people. Sure, Belichick is a cheater who treats other coaches like lepers, but he's a football genius. Then again, if you see him in a dark alley, run for your life.

Surprise! Lions Blow It. Again.

Could Detroit have gotten Jay Cutler or even Matt Cassel for nothing more than a second-round draft pick? Curse that Matt Millen! Oh, he doesn't work there anymore. Who cares -- it's still fun to hate him anyway.

Surround McNabb with Talent!

Because he's gonna bolt if he doesn't get some great receivers to throw to. Hmm, let's see who's available ... Devery Henderson, Bobby Engram, and Justin McCareins -- who hasn't scored a TD since 2006. Yeah, you might want to start looking around, Donovan.

Not Just Another Mock Draft

We know you've seen a million of these, but if you're going to see just one more -- this should be it. Why? First off, we say so. Second off, it's deeper and more thorough than Mel Kiper's hair. And greasier. Enough said.

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